The Two Best Quotes From Timequake So Far

"At the time of their invention, books were devices as crassly practical for storing or transmitting language, albeit fabricated from scarcely modified substances found in forest and field and animals, as the latest Silicon Valley miracles. But by accident, not by cunning calculation, books, because of their weight and texture, and because of their sweetly token resistance to manipulation, involve our hands and eyes, and then our minds and souls, in a spiritual adventure I would be very sorry for my grandchildren not to know about."

"They [colons] don't do anything, don't suggest anything. They are transvestite hermaphrodites."

LOLOLOL... only Vonnegut could write these two sentences in one book, four pages apart.